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都桜和「うらバン! 浦和泉高等学校吹奏楽部」1巻。

廃部寸前の吹奏楽部に新入生が入って・・・って話。

吹奏楽部の話なんだけど、まぁ、ほとんど演奏しない。w

もうちょっと多めに、吹奏楽部について専門的でリアルな描写があると、
面白いだけじゃなくって引き締まるのになー。

これなら別に何部でもいいんじゃない、って思ってしまう・・・

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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

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Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

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Sex Toy:

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.